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He still believed in heroes.
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All 8 Harry Potter Movies - Just The Spells (by thecussingchannel)
This is seventeen minutes of awesomeness.
What kind of day has it been, Doctor?
Potentially the best thing I’ve ever seen, although to be honest, I doubt Jed Barlett would be able to comprehend the Doctor and his, “act now, think about consequences later” attitude. (Ilu, Doctor!)
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
David Willis’ Shortpacked explains the only way that they would ever get me to read Batman: If someone made it a shojo manga.
Seriously. If I have to listen to one more fanboy whine about how shipping/fangirls/fanart/slashfic has ruined their hobby/life/sense of self worth, I will honestly have to beat someone with their own legs.
I’m definitely going to start using “Welcome to the background radiation of my life”.
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
The smallfolk say it was King Renly’s ghost, but wiser men know better.
(Source: corcordium, via hellotailor)
(Source: asamueljones, via fyeahcolinandryan)
believe me when i say…
Oh My God, gorgeous gifs set.
Regarding the Iron Man’s upgraded HUD, Hansen says, “He’s got a lot of new bells and whistles incorporated into the new suit....
You guys remember those Avengers storybook leaks we got a bit ago, where there was that one picture of Steve...
sOBBING
DYING.
/sobbing